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'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Deer Season Open.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Zoo animals.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Wild Cow.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Guess who's teething?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

"We've got a problem."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

Hyenas as Pets

'The penguin is upset...'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"