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"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"You had me at hell."

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

The shape of things to come

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"It's wearing a bit thin now, Peterson."

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

"You're not my husband."

X-ray of body shows skull.

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

Frankie Boyle

'Dude, check it out!'

Standup Pharmacist

Sock drawer.

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

clown trophies

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Listenin' in

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

Supermarket canned laughter.

The apocalypse everyone has feared is finally here. Hi, I'm Theron Heir. I write Rudy Park. That's it? A scrawny guy in flip-flops and bermuda shorts, wearing a man-purse? Don't provoke him. Anything can be in that man-purse. I would think the apocalypse would be taller.

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

Skull Icons

"Nice guy...but weird sense of humor."