Blaxploitation Aficionado Prints

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

"You had me at hell."

The shape of things to come

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

'I don't have time to read a book a month, what about a pamphlet club?'

"Do you carry generic placebos?"

"You're not my husband."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

Sock drawer.

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

"Give me first chair or I tell everyone that you're unwinding with bro country."

Listenin' in

clown trophies

'Dude, check it out!'

Standup Pharmacist

Talk to your doctor about Placebitrex...the pill that does whatever you think you need it to.

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

"Nice guy...but weird sense of humor."

Supermarket canned laughter.

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

Skull Icons

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'