Blanket Critic Gifts

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The button the TV remote are too darn small.. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

bird interprets modern art

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

Help! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! Cat alert system.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Frost advisory tonight.

"You're stealing the blanket."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Tennessee Fascist Book Banning State Licence Plate

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"Aren't you ready yet?"

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."

"Enough!"

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.

Back seat race car drivers.

'You really need to think about getting glasses.'

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

'Those wellies don't go with that dress...'