Blanket Critic Gifts

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

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"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"You're stealing the blanket."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

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'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."

"Enough!"

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

'You really need to think about getting glasses.'

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

'Those wellies don't go with that dress...'

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."