Feathered Critic Gifts

bird interprets modern art

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Family with pets.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Parrot

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Not the funky chicken?'

Woodpecker House

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird Guide.