Feathered Critic Gifts

bird interprets modern art

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Family with pets.

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Parrot

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'Not the funky chicken?'

Woodpecker House

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird Guide.