Feathered Humor Lover Gifts

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Safe driver.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Canada Goose

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Parrot

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.