Black Humor Pillows

"He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process."

"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Out To Lurch

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

The practical psychopath

Zombies.

"Housekeeping?!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

End the Winter Blues

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Optimist

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."