"Relax, honey - change is good."
Black Humor Lover Pillows
Add a touch of dark humor to your living space with pillows that feature hilarious, unconventional designs. Perfect for those who love to mix comfort with wit.
"Doom scrolling."
'So far, so good.'
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"It's how he would have wanted to go."
"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."
'... And this is my cellar.'
Dead Funny
"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
Crap from the future.
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
Giant ape juggling planes and captive.
'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'
"Housekeeping?!"
He looks so natural lying there...
Pastries and Candy
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'
"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"
The Reaper's Arms
Scene from 'Night of the Koala'
"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"
I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."
"'How We Die' - fabulous!"
'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."
Black Humor Lover Pillows Collection
Black Humor Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate black humor with clever, darkly funny designs—perfect for your coffee break or as a gift.
Black Humor Lover Prints
Browse prints that embrace your love for black humor, with sharp slogans and quirky illustrations to liven up your walls.
Black Humor Lover T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts that showcase your love for dark comedy—witty, edgy, and guaranteed to get a laugh.