Black Humor Lover Pillows

"Relax, honey - change is good."

"Doom scrolling."

'So far, so good.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Dead Funny

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Crap from the future.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Pastries and Candy

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Housekeeping?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

The Reaper's Arms

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Cheating Death.