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Turkey Black Fridays.

"He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process."

"Confound it, staff knows this door's to be kept locked!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Out To Lurch

Another day at work would be one too many...

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

The practical psychopath

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Housekeeping?!"

Zombies.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

End the Winter Blues

"The Eggsorcist"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Optimist

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."