Black Hole Ponderers T-Shirts

Bring their interest in cosmic mysteries to life with t-shirts featuring clever, space-inspired designs that let black hole ponderers wear their curiosity on their sleeves.

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.
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I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

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Black Hole Ponderers T-Shirts Collection

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Black Hole Ponderers Prints

Browse our cosmic prints, showcasing witty takes on black holes and the universe—great for decorating a space lover's home.