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Black Comedy Collectors Gifts
Looking for something that matches the edgy, satirical taste of black comedy collectors? Discover a range of products designed to amuse and provoke thought—each piece laced with dark humor and clever satire. Whether for yourself or a fellow enthusiast, these gifts celebrate the art of black comedy with a witty, often daring sense of humor that’s sure to spark laughter and conversation.
Occu-Pie Mars
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
Build your very own conflict of interest!
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"
Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'
Banana Split...
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'
"The Eggsorcist"
'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'
Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
Filet minion
E-Baying @ The Moon
Turtle Hat
Snowmobull
'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'
"Oh no. Is that my ex?"
"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."
"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."
'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'
Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.
A trevor of trainspotters
'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'
"Whose the new guy?"
"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."
What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.
The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.
An Extraordinary Pointer
'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'
'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'
Black Comedy Collectors Gifts Collection
Black Comedy Collectors Mugs
Browse our collection of dark humor mugs, perfect for black comedy collectors who want to add a witty, edgy touch to their mornings.
Black Comedy Collectors Pillows
Discover pillows that bring dark humor to your lounge—comfort meets satire, ideal for collectors with a twisted sense of fun.
Black Comedy Collectors Prints
Explore striking art prints that showcase black comedy’s clever side—perfect for enhancing your collection or decorating with a darkly humorous flair.
Black Comedy Collectors T-Shirts
Check out our satirical t-shirts designed for black comedy fans—wear your humor boldly and make a statement with every outfit.