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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Selling lemon latt�

"Beanirrito"

'The Burrito King.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Dunhomin"

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

Expectations vs. reality

'Todays special is yesterdays left overs.'

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"