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'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Selling lemon latt�

'The Burrito King.'

"Beanirrito"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

'Our Monday night '90-off wine night' isn't exactly working wonders for Tuesday thru Saturday.'

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"Dunhomin"

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Last time I ordered Rock and you ordered Paper, so this time..."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Bear: 'Oh YUM, Burritos!'

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'Todays special is yesterdays left overs.'

Expectations vs. reality

'...and was your 5th mouthful to monsieur's satisfaction?'

"Ahhh, there's nothing like the fifteenth cup of the day."

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

"Wake up, blanket hog! You're having that burrito dream again!"