Biscuiteer Pillows

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Doggy Bites

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

A complimentary biscuit

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

Charity Shop Income on Rise

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Cookie Thief

Shall I be mother?