Birthday Brigade T-Shirts

Piñata attack

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Children's Entertainer

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Happy birthday Darling!

Pinata good bags.

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Brownie Points

Psychologist Birthdays

Extreme Birthdays.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

The first birthday gift.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Giant Birthday Cake

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Life begins at 60

"'APP'y Birthday!"

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Alien Birthdays...

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

A drum covered in candles