Birthday Brigade Prints

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Children's Entertainer

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Happy birthday Darling!

Brownie Points

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

The first birthday gift.

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

Giant Birthday Cake

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Life begins at 60

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

Dad, how come mom locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of vodka?

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."