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"No one said turning eight was going to be easy."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Cinéma Vérité

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Men can show their emotions!

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Here comes our order.'

Balloon Surprise

Pinata good bags.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Happy birthday Darling!

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Football party

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Celebration in operating theatre.