Birthday Bonanza Specialist Pillows

"No one said turning eight was going to be easy."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Cinéma Vérité

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Men can show their emotions!

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Balloon Surprise

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Happy birthday Darling!

'Here comes our order.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Football party

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.