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"Why can't they just nod their appreciation?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Champagne

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Cardiac Recovery.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Margarita

celebrating a birth.

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

GCSEs

Prosecco

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Prosecco Peacock

Un ballo in maschera

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Jumping Man

"Not guilty?"

Mime Baby

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Men can show their emotions!

Westminster: The after-party

With Compliments

Fabulous civil union cake.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."