Birth Stories Appreciator Gifts

'Push!..Push!..Push!..Push!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

Baby on board 2020

Uterus: One size fits all.

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

"Six down, three to go!!"

Jack and the Beanie stock.

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

Womb for Kids

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

Ingredients: me

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'There it is, son. It's all yours. Now go and f**k it up!'

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'My labor with Jenna was a snap...'

"Tell me again, how when I was born, how you passed out and the doctors left Mommy alone to revive you."

'Sheep love tales very much.'

Photography store offers wedding and divorce packages.

'Now you're older, we think it's time you knew that both your father and I and you are adopted.'

"I'm your midwife... the others are just some people I've sold tickets to."

Womb Rating

'Bread crumbs? Didn't Hansel and Gretel have GPS on their phones?'

"Nora, do you ever think about the future?"

Maternity Ward Door Sign - 'Push, push, push'

"...And this is my birth partner."

"For me, a confessions is much too autobiographical."

"This must be my transition team."