Birth Rate Buff Pillows

India's population overtaking China's

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"WHich one is mine?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Whoa

Botany Baby!

Baby Mozart.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

celebrating a birth.

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Baby Playing Violin

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

Baby Hairstyles.

'He's got your nose.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.