Birth Education Pillows

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

Cry babies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Baby Mozart.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Botany Baby!

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

celebrating a birth.

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Baby Playing Violin

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."