Birth Education Pillows

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

Cry babies.

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"WHich one is mine?"

Botany Baby!

Baby Mozart.

Whoa

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

celebrating a birth.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'