Birth Coach Pillows

Maternity Ward 'Push, Push, Push' and the Sperm Bank Door 'Pull, Pull, Pull'.

"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

The cell phone soother for life.

A midwife holding a baby

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"That's not how I sat on you."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Baby Mozart.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Botany Baby!

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."