Birth Preparation Pillows

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Bond James, Bond."

The cell phone soother for life.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

A midwife holding a baby

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"WHich one is mine?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Whoa

Botany Baby!

Baby Mozart.

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

celebrating a birth.

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Baby Playing Violin

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

Baby Hairstyles.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'