Birdcage Humorist Pillows

"I don't believe I belong here."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'We've found the problem...'

'Extreme acupuncture.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

'We HAVE to hire a nanny.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Airport security - next step?

"For goodness sake, Wilf, trim your eyebrows -- they think you're one of them!"

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Artist Hazards

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

Origami Pets

CEO and COO.

"It's a thongbird."

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"