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"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

The Rooster Comedian.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Well, that backfired."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

Blackbirds.

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

"So how often do you have these dreams about the axe?"

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

Closed for Summer.

Crowing Rehearsals

Squawk dirty to me...

No parking here. You will be toad.