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"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

The Rooster Comedian.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"Well, that backfired."

"Like most of your proposals Pinkley ...it ain't gonna fly!"

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

"I don't feel like going out. Why don't just the two of us stay in and open a can of worms?"

Crowing Rehearsals

Closed for Summer.