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Caliologist

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

'How long's he been out there?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Still living with parents....

"Drat!"

"Aww! look how small your nose was when we first got married."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Nest building

'Don't worry about your daughter Sir: I'll find us a dump to live in...'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Sitting Out the Lambada

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'Second childhood, eh?'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Peace on Earth

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"We're upping sticks and moving."

'I don't have to leave the nest! I can stay on your health insurance until I'm 26!'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat