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"Hope they don't discover my secret worm stash."

bird interprets modern art

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

Caliologist

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Woodpecker House

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Estate Agents.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

Birdhouse Shapes

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

Bob's Apartment

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

'For rent'

'Damn! There goes another one. I knew I should have hired a good contractor.'