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Caliologist

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Shoe addict.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

Nest building

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

'Seth, please bring me a copy of every search engine article that mentions my name in a favorable light. I need an ego boost.'

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'