Bird Nest Curator Mugs

"Hope they don't discover my secret worm stash."

bird interprets modern art

"The new house is almost ready!"

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Caliologist

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"Remember, I'm a condor: Please ensure you book only extra large nests for the duration of the trip..."

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

"I hate to blow the place up, but it's way out of compliance with Galactic standards."

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Birdhouse Shapes

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Of course, we'll have to sell Roger's place in the city."

"We raised ninety-seven happy children in it and could let you have it for six hundred thousand."

Bob's Apartment

'Now for something in your price range!'. (real estate agent showing birdhouse to couple).

'Damn! There goes another one. I knew I should have hired a good contractor.'

'For rent'

"We've been empty-nesters for a long time now Dear, so this has to be a cuckoo egg..."