Bird Feeder Curator Mugs

"The food here is great, but the service is a little slow."

bird interprets modern art

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Caliologist

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Pass that."

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park

'But they get attached to me!'

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"Take us to your feeder."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bob's Apartment

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

'For rent'

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Take me to your feeder.'