Bird Feeder Fanatic Mugs

"Pass that."

"Take us to your feeder."

"For the last time...where did you hide my Scotch?"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

French Early Bird

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

'Tasty bird.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

'Take me to your feeder.'

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

Can I pick your brains?

'You should see the bird feeder I built, it's 100% squirrel proof.'

A man walking his dog sees a mysterious figure with bird feet feeding pigeons.