Bird Communicator Gifts

So you're a mocking bird...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"I think it loves us."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"