Bird Call Expert T-Shirts

"I hate having my calls monitored."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Musician

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Blackbirds.

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

Snowman

You are what you collect.

Squawk dirty to me...

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Interview a bird.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

Songbird on Vase

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

'Awk! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine. . . awk!'

"Oh, crap. I just managed to get that stupid song out of my head."