Bird Call Expert Mugs

"I hate having my calls monitored."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Musician

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Bird to bird: 'If I'm not careful, I could twitter my life away.'

Blackbirds.

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Snowman

You are what you collect.

Squawk dirty to me...

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Interview a bird.

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

Songbird on Vase

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

"The outfit is just for show, I mostly just text."

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."