Birds Of Prey Specialist T-Shirts

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Couple of Pikeys.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Biodiversity

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Caliologist

Kangeroo and joey

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Rogue elephant

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Ostrich Curoisities

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."