Birds Of Prey Specialist T-Shirts

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

Couple of Pikeys.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Biodiversity

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

Caliologist

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Ostrich Curoisities

Rogue elephant

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Kangeroo and joey

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'