Bird Banters Pillows

'Bloody pigeons!'

Polly txt speak

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'Psst...e=mc?.'

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

Various Birds of Pray.

Polly Clinic.

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

Musical Accidents

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

Pigeon Master

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

A real turkey lunch.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

'What on earth is this?'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

It says 'the sooner we get Twitter set up the sooner he can stop sending these bloody birds'.

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

Real Angry Birds.

Magical thinking in pigeons