Bird Banters Pillows

Polly txt speak

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Various Birds of Pray.

Polly Clinic.

Musical Accidents

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'Dr. Fenton discovers a new killer cell.'

Alcopop to Can of lager, "You said to come and see you if I had a problem, Dad!"

Pigeon Master

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Ain't no drab plumage at closing time."

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

'If they didn't want us around, how come they keep putting food out for us?"

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

A real turkey lunch.

"These aren't just your ordinary town square pigeons, that's low gi gluten-free bread. . ."

'It's humiliating - nobody else in this street takes their budgie walkies!'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

'Want to really freak her out? Start coughing!'

'What on earth is this?'

Magical thinking in pigeons