Bird Punster Pillows

Various Birds of Pray.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Dog Walker

Mystery of the Poets

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Polly Clinic.

"Norman is an island."

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

'And stop making that stupid clucking sound'