Bird Punster Prints

Various Birds of Pray.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dogs life

Dog Walker

Pet Cemetery.

Mystery of the Poets

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"Mum, what is a nugget?"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Licker Store

"Cooky was askin' about you again."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Norman is an island."

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

Polly Clinic.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'