Bipedal Buff Gifts

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Missing You.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

I want to hold your hand

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Knights of the Square Table.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Egg Buggy

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'No cheating'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Scheduel.