Bifocal Buff Gifts

"The glasses? Don't worry, they're just reading glasses, I can still hunt effectively: let's go..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

A trevor of trainspotters

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'No cheating'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Give Sleep a Chance

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

Terry Wogan

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

'Cheese.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

A monkey in a suit

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.