Biopic Fan T-Shirts

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Before Cordless Light Sabers

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." It's okay for a first draft, Thomas, but it'll be much better if you make it rhyme!

Sylvester Stallone

"But what's my motivation?"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

The mission: Impossible burger.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

I want to be a lawn!

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

South Pork

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Vanity Publishing.

Millennial Splaining

When I was in jail, I passed the time by writing my autobiography. I took certain liberties with some of the characters. For instance, you appear in the later chapters

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Casting Wildlife Films.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'