Biopic Fan Gifts

Actor looks at script called The Sandi Toksvig Story. He says: 'It's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to play the Dane.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"But what's my motivation?"

I want to be a lawn!

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

"They're not talking about New Moon the movie, they're talkign about how China and Japan greeted Obama."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Vanity Publishing.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'