Biomedicine Buff Gifts

"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

A day at the transgenic races

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'