Biologist At Heart Gifts

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Guys, I've just discovered how to turn myself back into a fly!'

"He said to quit bothering him and to get a changing room of our own."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You're such a good listener."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Scientists are sexy

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Butterflies

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."