Biological Humor Lover Pillows

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Apple Pie Abduction

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

The One That Newton Missed

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

Electrolyte Orchestra.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

"I'm tired of being an electron."

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'Well, so much for artificial intelligence.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"