Biological Humor Lover Pillows

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Apple Pie Abduction

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

The One That Newton Missed

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

Electrolyte Orchestra.

"I'm tired of being an electron."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?'

'Well, so much for artificial intelligence.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

Nuclear energy?