Biohacking Gifts

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Computer Crimes

Wallpapering with Nails

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Money Tree

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'