Biodiversity Conservation Gifts

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

reincarnated worm...

Polluted geese

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A mother and baby elephant

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The interested bystanders.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Tallyho!"