Biodiversity Conservation Pillows

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Environmentalist

North Pole

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Nature versus commerce.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

reincarnated worm...

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

The interested bystanders.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."