Plant Conservation Pillows

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

Save the Cacti.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Yardless: Please help

The interested bystanders.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."